BabyCage: Cruel or Convenient?

Check out BabyCage.net the site dedicated to freeing the hands of mothers everywhere. Be sure to check out the accessories that include cage woodchips, attatchabe water bottle, BabyCage longterm feeder, and crying suppressor.

The cage has found much critical acclaim:

"I used to have to resort to using physical violence in order to get my 4 year old to listen to me, but now whenever he is acting up I just put him in his cage for a few days."

"My 6 year old has been on the cage ever since it came out and I am proud to say that he is the most obedient kid on my block."

"We love our child, we love our baby cage even more."

Some have suggested including a wall hanging accessory or ceiling beam kits with the cage. The person argued that they wanted to free up some floor space so that they will not have the babies getting "underfoot all the time." Others have speculated that a dog cage or crate would work just as well as the baby cages on the site and would be much cheaper. The owner of the company quickly suppressed that idea saying that "these products were made specifically for infants and children. Putting your baby in a dog crate would be inhumane. In a baby cage, it's luxury."

There have been reports of babies getting stuck in cages after parents have either lost the key for an added lock or forgotten the combination. There was a confusion in response to this problem; BabyCages.net said first that in this case, the cage owners should airmail the cage to BabyCage Enterprises Customer Service so that they can assist in getting the baby out "by any means necessary." However, a second response was then released; they claimed that they do not "do warrantee work on 3rd party accessorie." They said that "the cage did not come with a lock, you had it installed afterward. I suggest you contact your local locksmith." This response got mixed reviews due to the complete inconvenience of the situation.

BabyCage.net stated that "The smart and educated parents of the world realize that it is not healthy for their children to grow up in a world of fantasy with the television, video games and internet."

To fit everyones needs, they provide many different cages including the Multi-Baby Cage which includes a stacked set with room for up to four babies, a child cage which can be used for children from 3-8 years old, and the teenager cage which has enough room for a teen to walk around safely. For the customer's convenience, they even have a traveling carrier called the "escort." It includes breathing holes but is only for use in children under 2 years old.

When asked about the purpose of the company, the owner stated that "without discipline and structure, a child may become succeptible to liking rock and roll, doing drugs, or in an extreme case believing in liberalism."

When it comes to BabyCages, Join the rest of the world and order one today.

Hope you enjoyed this article I wrote.

Sincerely,
Apathy