To the Dear Men Jackhammering Outside our Bedroom Window:
For those of you who are completely unaware of the fact that college students love their precious hours of sleep, consider yourself now informed. So now there is no excuse for anyone to be jackhammering outside any Bryn Mawr dormitorty till the end time. I realize sirs that you have to get your work done, but technically you only work so many hours per day, like 8 or 10 to be exact. Couldn't you maybe wait to come and start your very loud jackhammering exipment outside our windows. Being as many of us are still sleeping, or were now, we would appreciate it if you waited till say, 8am to begin your task. Especially since, like myself, many of us did not even go to bed until 1 or 2 this morning. We would appreciate it if you could wait next time and think to yourself, "Hmmmmm, this sidewalk that we are about to tear up is really close to a place that seems to have beds in it. Yeah, It's a little early. Maybe I should go eat a donut and drink some coffee until I see people actually coming out of this building to signal that they are in fact awake instead of starting up my jackhammer alarm clock." I say, "That would be a perfect solution. If I wanted to be awoken by the sounds of jackhammering, I would pick 'Jackhammer' as one of the sound options on the back of my current alarm clock. Thank you sirs for makign me get up and write this, I hope you read it and heed its warning.....by the way, this also goes for the men who like to use their truck to pump water out of the pond at 7 AM as well.